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The Elements of Harmony: a Reference Guide
sigh, facehoof
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"Okay, we're here, everyone please please please just go inside, pleeeeeease?"


"I absolutely refuse."


"With pleasure."


"I hate libraries!"
"Ughhhhhh..."


"Pleeeeeease? We gotta hurry!"
"Forget it, Twilight. I know what you're up to... the second I go in, you'll have your little minion Spike come and take Tom!"
"'Tom'?"


"Well, it's not going to work!"
"...you're not going in without him, are you."
"Mm-mm."


"DaaaughhhFINE."








"What'd you do that for, Fluttershy?!"
"'Cause you just looked so peaceful."
"I... uh... huh?"
*CRASH*


"Careful, Twilight! You'll ruin his beautiful finish."
"Oh, for the love of--"
"Twilight, what's going on? Why's everybody look so... gray?"
"Don't ask. I need you to help me find something."


"Hey, Twilight. What's soaking wet and clueless?"
"Fluttershy, I've had just about enou--"




"Your FACE."


"What's happened to everypony?"
"I guess you just bring out the worst in us, Spike."


"Ugh. No time to explain. We've got to find the reference guide to the Elements of Harmony before SOMEpony does something she'll regret."
"The Elements of Harmony? Oh, I know exactly where that book is!"


"Get back! All of you! This is my book, and I'm gonna READ IT!"


"*gasp*"


"The Elements! They were here all along!"
"This is great! Now you guys can defeat Discord, and put everything back to normal!"


"See, girls? We did it! We found the Elements of Harmony, together!"


"...you don't even care, do you?"
"NO!"


"I never thought it would happen. My friends..."


"...have turned into complete JERKS."


"Necklace!"


"Necklace!"


"Necklace!"


"Necklace!"


"Annd... big crown thingy! C'mon, everypony, let's go."


"But Twilight, aren't you missing somepony?"
"Nope. We've got the liar, the grump, the hoarder, and the brute. That just about covers it."
"What about Rainbow Dash?"


"Congratulations, Spike. You're the new Rainbow Dash. NOW LET'S GO!"
"Me?! B-b-but what if she finds out that I've been impersonating her?? That won't end well..."
"Too bad. You're Rainbow Dash. Now let's go defeat Discord so we don't ever have to talk to each other again."


"YAYYY!"



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